Sunday, February 2, 2014

The dude duel - Gandhi and The Dude

( Rahul being most enigmatic( hilariously ) and my personal favorite in political circle, and The dude from big Leboswki being my personal favorite movie character; i couldn't  help noticing the similarity on the absurdity and vagueness of the the whole interview and the movie (given the nature of the new shit that has come to light, man). So i watched them together and a good dose of beer helped me to connect the dots... Only the true appreciators will understand..but then , "you know, that's what you pay me for"!!!!
(this is not a NAMO or AAP support thing....its just that Rahul is more interesting when you want to get amused.)

Rahul :It's not my first interview, but it's my first formal interview of this type.

The Dude :Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Rahul: I like difficult to tough issues, I like dealing with them.

The Dude: Fuckin' A.

Rahul : To understand that question you have to understand a little bit about who Rahul Gandhi is and what Rahul Gandhi's circumstances have been and if you delve into that you will get an answer to the question of what Rahul Gandhi is scared of and what he is not scared of.

The Dude: That's Fuckin interesting man.

Rahul- You are not answering my question, but I will answer the question and that will give you some insight into how Rahul Gandhi thinks. For that I will have to expand a little bit about my growing up, how I grew up and the circumstances in which I grew up. What I saw when I was a child ,was my father, who was a pilot, and because of circumstances was thrown into the political system and all I saw when was small after my grandmother died was my father in constant-constant combat with the system in India and then I saw him die actually. In my life I have seen my grandmother die, I have seen my father die, I have seen my grandmother go to jail and I have actually been through ........................

The dude:Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!

Rahul: I am here basically for one thing, I see tremendous energy in this country, I see more energy in this country than any other country, I see billions of youngsters and I see this energy is trapped.
The strategy of the party is very simple. Everything we have done over that last 5-10years, in fact if you look all the way back to the freedom movement, every single thing we have ever done is empower people.

The Dude : This is a very complicated case. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.

Rahul: What Rahul Gandhi wants to do, is Rahul Gandhi and millions of youngsters in this country want to change the way the system in this country works. What Rahul Gandhi wants to do is empower the women in this country, wants to unleash the power of these women, I mean we talk about being a superpower...

Dude: Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.

Rahul: What I want to do is going forward is basically focus on three things. Focus on empowering our people, truly empowering our people, giving them democratic rights within the political party. I want youngsters who come in and really, really push democracy in the party. I want to empower them and I want to make India, together with everybody, taking everybody together I want to put India on the manufacturing map, I want to make this the centre of manufacturing in the world. I want to make this place at least as much as a manufacturing power as China.

Dude :look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

Rahul: I do not take my anger which existed on 2 individuals who did something evil and wrong and overlay it on millions of people. I think that's criminal. Did the Sikh riots take place in Delhi? Absolutely. Were they completely wrong? Absolutely
Did innocent people die? Absolutely.The fact of the matter is that innocent people died in 1984 and innocent people dying is a horrible thing and should not happen

The Dude :Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Rahul: What I will say is that there are six bills in parliament that are sitting there bring them in. Pass them.

 Dude : that's fuckin interesting man.

Rahul: Prices are a reality...

Dude : funkin A man

Rahul: Yeah, I will win the election
The reason children of politicians keep getting repositioned is because the system is closed. You are not going to change that without opening the system, you are not going to open the system without having processes, the system is not going to open by waving a wand and saying Abracadabra let us open the system.

The Dude : what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?

Rahul :You are talking about India, we have had a 1 hour conversation here, you haven't asked me 1 question about how we are going to build this country, how we are going to take this country forward, you haven't asked me one question on how we are going to empower our people, you haven't asked me one question on what we are going to do for youngsters, you are not interested in that.

The Dude : Ahh fuck it.

Rahul: frankly, attack me all you want. Beat me to death. It's not going to stop me. I'm going to keep doing it. And I'm going to ask the questions that are relevant. And you know what, I have thousand people in the Congress party, two thousand people in the party who are working on this stuff. They're not letting go. .... And I'm going to then take the system on. Don't forget that.
women empowerment....six bills...

The Dude: I love you, man, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.

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