Delhi is so hot these days.
Delhi is so hot that if I order tea in a road shop, I can drink it till night. I was walking by a kid having a lollipop, and I thought he was smoking; it's that hot. It is so hot that a bird dropped dead from sky on someone's plate, and he thought it was the roasted piece that he ordered before!
It's hilariously hot. It makes you laugh in despair. Actually you are crying, but your tears are getting evaporated. It is so hot that ice cream is soft drink, soft drink is hot coffee, and hot coffee is molten iron!
It is so hot that a polar bear died only because somebody showed him delhi on google map.
I posted a recent picture on facebook and got a 100 like. It was in delhi and every one said that it was looking super hot.
It's obscenely hot. It is so hot that it has been banned in many conservative societies.
It's so hot that pizza delivery packs are being dispatched half cooked from the shop!
It is so hot that no matter who pulls whose leg, everyone in the group gets burnt.
It is so hot that a person using infrared technology night vision glasses has to use them after wearing a shades on top.
It's just fucking hot!
And I am having a cold!!
Irony just got roasted!