Sunday, May 3, 2015

Super power potency test - (invisibility )

(an attempt to check how powerful superpowers really are. 1st one -)
Invisibility - Is this really a power or actually a handicap that most of us suffer all the time! Except a few awkward moments when I really want to disappear ( premature ejaculations included), don't I want to be most visible stand out person in my surrounding? Who would you want to be- A Barack Obama who is visible from all quarters of globe, or a back stage invisible dancer among 100 others gyrating in a Bollywood movie?
It's not a super power, invisibility is a super weakness! What a sham!! 
Makes me think, if God is really that powerful, won't he make himself visible instead of being a nobody in an ocean of nobodies? 


Thursday, April 30, 2015

The (wrong) reason of quake

In year 1934, Gandhi Ji missed physics Nobel by a nick. He postulated that earth quake( magnitude 8) in Bihar was nature's anger against Indian caste system. Mother Nature was really pissed. But it was not the last time when benevolence turned into  stupidity and insensitivity.
When scientists are still struggling to get an early warning of these quakes, leading activist Medha Patekar thinks that earth quake is a warning in itself! In her universe, Nepal earth quake is a warning to mankind against its interference with nature. Scientists, please stop adding an alarm bell to nature's alarm bell!You will degrade it into snooze mode!! 
Environmentalists like her spank industrial ass a thousand times, but do they ever thank a bulldozer which lifts the debris, and gives a chance to a resilient survivor to tell his tale? To hell with nature! Earth quakes are natural,our relief work is man made!! I admire environment warriors, but when all and everything that goes wrong is dumped upon human endeavours,I get jealous of dinosaurs. How much they must have interfered with nature to go completely extinct!

Evangelists are saying that it's an amazing chance to those who survived against all odds to chose new Gods. Slow clap. I won't find it rational to leave my god after he has just successfully saved me, but then religion is not a rational stuff, and I am not a believer. 
There are even such lunatics who think cow slaughter has inspired Mother Nature for man slaughter. I ran out for any smart comment here, but I will get back once I have taken my daily dose of cow urine!!

Why do people, who are otherwise intelligent, choose to humiliate victims of a tragedy?There are slabs of cement crushing breaths of children, while their parents may be crying outside begging for help! There are people who picked up more dead bodies then they could ever imagine! There are people who have lost everything in matter of seconds,perhaps even their will to move on!
Why do unaffected people need to explain reasons for earth quake in most stupid way possible!
If you think that earth quake was a "reaction", you are a being an  idiot of tectonic size. 

Friday, May 2, 2014

Political Spirituality

AAP promises an "all Religion spiritual City Status" for Banaras. This is convenient. Why banaras? why not Ayodhya or Mathura. Why not Rameshwaram or Dwarika or Hazi Ali, or Golden temple.(Oh how hard i am trying to sound sufficiently secular!). Is it just because Kejariwal is a candidate from Banaras? So, after a Shiva mythology, Lots of temples, lots of scriptures, scores of weed smoking and all the spiritual history, it takes an Aam aadmi fighting election that elevates Kashi?
The title is all the more perplexing. An "All" religion spiritual place? What exactly does that mean? And how many religion are we counting. Hindu? muslim? christians? Sikhs? Buddhist? Jain? Jew? Zoroastrian? and other all too(lost and alive...ho ha ho ha hhooooooo)?
So you will make it spiritual for all. And then What? All these people will start coming to Varanasi, leaving all other pilgrimage because Government Of India has declared it spiritual? Or endorsed by G.O.I. People will have more spiritual effect. Like beer mixed with whisky, It will hit hard .
AAP promises that they will develop this city in above ridiculed way. How will you develop that? You will create new spiritual philosophies? Subsidize philosophical imports? On railway stations, holy mantras of all religions will be scheduled to scream? Or you will make more temples, and mosques and churches all over, with common toilets? Ahh you will clean Ganga! That will make it spiritual. Like a clean Thames makes London a spiritual capital of world!
Or you will make it more spiritual by opening hippie centers, and throwing everyone else (of all religion alike) out, who doesn't buy this official spiritual ways, and wants to die just like a nobody.
"Sorry sir we don't give room to a non-spiritual man!"
And what is with this "All religion" theme? Having equal disrespect (read respect if you are offended) to all religions in my heart, I fail to understand why a secular party can't accept heritage of a religion individually. Is Banaras principally spiritual for any reason other that Hinduism (not hindutva, mind you ). Or in a secular world Sikhs will get credit for Roman Cathedrals, and Confucians will get credit for sermons on the mount?What exactly being secular is?
Reason why i write this is not that i support BJP or Congress.(Yes, few people are not enchanted by any!!!) Its because AAP irritates me for variety of reasons such as simplification of problems and half cooked solutions, to name a few. But most irritating one is that they are a group of motivated people, claiming to be "Aam Aadmi", who want to do well for country (I presume), and then they try to fool common man of India, just like every one else. AAP, please get over with your feeling of intellectual superiority, or get over with hypocrisy. Other people are not kids, whom you are trying to pass a bitter medicine by calling it toffee, so that later you can watch them getting better and feel great about yourself. You are fully entitled to do so, as you are not the first to try this.
But just know that people who see you doing that and get irked are in millions.
Critics of critics of AAP often target them for their nitpicking. Here is reason for my skepticism. After A.K. interview episode, and Shazia's remarks, this is third instance when AAP seems to be kneeling down and making compromises of electoral politics (all instances when they acted "not-so" aam"), and this is when they are going for second election. Isn't it time when one should think of various other compromises that any party needs to make, to keep an organisation running, to retain power and to run a country. Is all the hyperbolic honesty coming from a single reason. "They did not have to, so far"